Volume 1 - Adam Sandler, Blink 182 & Salma Hayek

Hello again. Well it didn't take long for more celebrity dreams. This
week's dreams are pretty interesting (and prove that I am certifiably insane). Let's all laugh at my sickness together, yay!

Are those real?

The scene: Top secret jail/research facility (wtf).

The celeb: Adam Sandler

The lowdown: This dream was like watching a movie, things happening in front of me but I had no interaction with people or events. So Adam Sandler walks up this big flight of steel stairs in this futuristic looking techno-jail/ research facility. While ascending the steps, he looks into a strategically placed mirror off to one side. He flexes his muscles on his arm and it's apparent that he is ripped. Looks like he's been hitting the 'roids for his latest movie, eh? So he gets to the top and is greeted by a middle-aged scientist-doctor guy. The doctor looks at Adam and says to him "Well, it looks like your breast implants have failed." Adam looks perplexed and saddened by this news. He is not the only one. I am sad and perplexed that this dream was allowed to exist in my head. Let's move on.

Bouncy, bouncy

The scene: Some House

The celeb(s): Blink 182

The lowdown: Mmmm. a nice surreal dream involving a rock band. Why not, I say. The details are pretty vague on this one, but here are the facts: 1. Blink 182 was there and 2. There were trampolines. Let the madness begin. So pretty much what was happening in this one was that random people (including myself) were jumping on trampolines, launching themselves over a house and into a large swimming pool. The role of the band? To provide the soundtrack for the jumping tomfoolery!

Bonus Dream of the Week!

The scene: Blasted wasteland, reddish in color and rocky

The celeb: Salma Hayek, Antonio Banderas

The lowdown: 3 words people: Salma Hayek. Ok, that's 2 words. Sue me, bleeotch! Again, this dream was very indistinct. All I remember is that Salma was ridding away from something while on horseback with another person (not me, though a boy can wish *sigh*). I get the feeling that she was rescued from someone and that she was fleeing from capture. Oh did I mention that she was scantily clad in what appeared to be an orange colored bed sheet? No? She was scantily clad in what appeared to be an orange colored bed sheet. Antonio Banderas might have been there as well, but that might have been a Desperado flashback.

Well, that's it for this episode. I'm off to go have more celebrity
adventures in dream land. PEACE OUT!